scrapwood grooming side table

I have no idea what to call this… It’s a helping table – a side table for grooming, a tool table. Whatever it is, it’s a handy little benchlike structure I made to sit next to my grooming table to hold my tools handy and safe while I groom.

I had a general idea of what I wanted in my head and pile of scrap wood on the patio here at home. So, without any real plan, I just began cutting random bits of wood and screwing them together.

I don’t recommend this way of working, but it’s how I roll… flying by the seat of my pants!

You can see various bits of pine, odd corner bits of some kind of wood, thicker bits, thinner bits, wider bits, narrower bits. All different.

Eh. They all tie in when painted… sort of. After all, it’s not a beauty contest.

One thing I knew for sure when ‘thinking about designing’ this little table, was that I needed a safe place for my shears (scissors to non-groomers!) so they wouldn’t fall off the table. Actually, that’s also why there are sides on the top, to stop anything at all from falling off. But shears are especially delicate… drop those and they’re useless till you get them fixed.

So, besides the corner side bits of odd wood I found on the rubbish pile, I drilled holes into the top to put the shears in.

Here it is finished. Or 99.9% finished. I still need to decide how I’ll orient it when I’m working, then add some hooks to it for hanging clippers, Dremel or anything else that I might need to get out of the way of scrabbling little feet.

The lower shelf will hold my dryer and maybe even my extension cord to keep them off the ground. The bad thing about grooming outdoors in this place is that if one of the neighbours further up decides it’s a good time to hose down their yard, my yard is second last and I quickly find myself ankle deep in water.

Generally speaking, it’s not recommended you stand in water while performing activities requiring electricity.

The lower shelf is made from a skinny pallet I picked up along the side of the road and pulled apart with only minor damage to myself. I cut, sanded and varnished the pieces before pre-drilling them in order to prevent splintering when screwing them to the side pieces. It was a frustrating endeavour, but I got it done with minimal swearing.

So now its ready.

I’m ready to use it.

Unlike the dog bath while still awaits the plumber to plumb it in… He said this week.

We live in hope.

z

toy box on the cheap

I figured that now I have a poodle who actually plays (Lainee didn’t play…) and who actually loves toys, so I’ve been buying toys… I needed a toy box.

At first I considered buying one online. Something pretty.

Then I considered a lovely basket from a local store…

All good choices.

In the end I opted for the free (right now) option. I made a toy box out of a cardboard box I had lying around and gathering dust (and orphaned items).

I began by hot gluing the flaps down to give it strength. Then I decoupaged inside and out using old brown paper bags I’d been keeping for some unknown reason.

You can still see the logos of the shops in parts of the box… I had planned to paint it, and maybe I will one day, but I was in a rush to finish it and watch Vincent* pick his toys out.

*Yep. He is now Vincent. Calling him Vega or Vegas just didn’t feel quite right. Vincent does. It means a bit more than Vince Vega, it’s got connections to the art world as well as to hit men and the mafia. Vince, Vinnie, Vincent, Vincenzo, Vince Vega at odd angry mother times.

So, in the vein of hit men and mafia, and because Toy Box seemed too obvious and banal, I give his toy box a name:

I am easily amused.

Once dry, I filled it up with some toys and then watched as he chose the fish first.

He gave that little sardine a good ol’ chewing.

Please excuse the mess behind… a big old cardboard box full of stuff to put away, my old sewing machine, a lot of sand and dust bunnies (thankfully invisible to the camera) and my favourite Blunstones.

The box is now on the porch being enjoyed by the cats till I take it to the recycling bins.

The old sewing machine, which needs a new motor cause it blew up, is waiting to be taken to storage. I might be able to get it fixed one day if I’m lucky. Apparently, I can get a new/old motor in England… But I live in Greece. Whatever.

The boots are pretty much still there, just under the bookcase and no longer in the way. Hey, it’s my house and I can keep my boots wherever I want them.

z

there will be signs

I’m not a sign writer, but this year I made two signs that I’m not sure I shared on here.

Given they turned out reasonable, I figured I’d share them with you now, just for something to do.

This is the one I made for my place, to put outside when I was running art studio open days or sculpture workshops. For now it’s just sitting in a corner of the living room.

The other one I made was a little fancier – This was for one of my cousins for her air bnb.

Both signs are small, no more than about a ruler’s length across. Both are made from bits of recycled wood I collected from somewhere. I did them by printing the writing in the size I wanted onto A4 paper, rubbing the back with charcoal and tracing the letters onto the wood.

Then it was a case of painting the letters on with a brush and acrylic paint. And as steady hands as possible.

It’s not the most efficient way to make signs.

Please don’t ask me to make a sign for you. It’s art, not professional!

z

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what would you use it for?

This is an unwanted wooden sugar container I was given cause it had 2 big cracks in it, therefore it was no longer good for sugar.

I filled the gaps, sanded and repainted it.

Now its decorative as well as useful. I think tea bags would be perfectly fine in it. Something pretty for the benchtop.

Or maybe on the bookshelf to hold odds and ends… spare batteries, rubber bands, loose paper clips… keys of unknown origin…

Or near the front door for dog treats?

Or in the bathroom for cotton balls, ear buds, the millions of loose blister packs of painkillers we all seem to have…

I’m sure it will brighten up someone’s home and hold something useful one day.

For now, its sitting on my bookcase, on display when people visit my studio. Till the right person takes it home with them.

z

trash lamp recycled

You know how I like to collect things… and how hard it is for me to resist picking up stuff people have thrown away when its obvious it can be made beautiful and useful again?

Well, a couple of weeks ago I went past the bins near here and saw this old lamp along with some old framed silk prints. I picked them up. The frames may be fixable, but the silk is beyond repair. I may be able to re-use the frames for something…

The lamp was rusty and the shade was ruined, but I had a shade at home I wasn’t using… providing the lamp worked, it was a great find.

So I brought it home and today, instead of dedicating all my time to preparing for our trip to Athens tomorrow, I spent some time fixing up the lamp. The pic above is after I’d sanded off all the loose rust and sprayed it black.

The pic below, shows it trying out its new shade.

When not sure what to paint on a shade, stick with the familiar… octopus… inspired by the broken lamp I ‘mended’ for a friend a year or so ago. Only this time the octopus is on the shade, not the lamp itself.

The only problem I found was that the paint bled a bit into the shade. Eh. Nothing handmade is perfect! Plus I added colour and re-worked it so the bleed wasn’t so obvious.

Here is the finished product from various angles. I need a ring thingy so the lamp shade sits inside properly, but for now its drying in the corner.

I do love remaking lamps. I’ve done a ton over the years… The rope covered lamp shade which is now on another base in my bedroom. The floor lamp made of old glasses. The Ikea desk lamp that got a rustic makeover. The rag woven lampshade on a retro base. And last but not least, the rusty wire lampshade I’m still using as my main light source when working at my kitchen/studio table… I never could resist old rusty wire.

So, another item added to the plethora of things I have for sale in my home/gallery!

Always adhering to the recycling theme, with a base destined for landfill.

Now to pack my bag for tomorrow.

z

working with clay

So, although I’m on a ‘holiday from my usual life’, I have done a little bit of creative work.

First was a big fail. I had some old sheets given to me, very stiff, thick sheets, no longer usable cause they were ripped or worn. I had planned to make shopping bags out of them, stamp them with Junk4Joy and other designs and just have fun with them, giving them as gifts to people who bought my art.

Unfortunately, it ain’t happening. The fabric is way too stiff to work on my sewing machine. I was having all kinds of problems with it so I did what any other self respecting crafter/artist would do – I gave up. It’s not worth the effort and frustration.

And since my thing is recycling, I refuse to buy fabric to make bags. If I’m going to BUY anything, I may as well buy readymade bags! I mean why the hassle of sewing when I can just buy and stamp/paint? Well, cost for one thing. I have to look at the cost of plain cotton bags I can get in Greece. Then decide if it’s worth it.

So I just went on with the other project I brought up to the dog sitting job to work on: sculpture.

I had started these figures months ago. Months and months ago when I was really into sculpture. (I go through phases as anyone who knows me knows.)

I had begun two cats, one sitting and one walking. When they’re finished I can share the start of the project, but for now this is where they’re at currently.

Of course, there have to be naked ladies. I really do love my ‘nekkid’ ladies.

If you remember, the naked ladies are made from recycled dishwashing liquid bottles. The cats, like the dogs, are made from toilet roll or hand roll cardboard, wire, foil and whatever I need to create the shape. They are then built up with a homemade papier mĆ¢chĆ© pulp and finished off with air dry clay.

They take a long time to make as I have to do one layer at a time allow for drying in between. But I do love getting my hands dirty! I majored in Printmaking at Art School… Inky black hands were the go for years.

Between working on the sculptures and failing at the sewing project, I spend time cuddling with the dogs, taking them out for short walks on the hill around the house, soak in the view, and, for the last couple of days, hiding inside from the cold STRONG wind. sheesh. Its windy out there. This morning I had to search and rescue outdoor furniture from the hillside.

Since its Greek Easter tomorrow and I’m joining the family for lunch, I’ve made a trifle as my contribution. Its currently cooling and soaking up the mastiha liqueur I put in it. Yum. A slightly alcoholic dessert, nothing like the one I made one Christmas in Tasmania where I soaked the cake in Cointreau, then added some in the jelly… Whoa.

Other than that, I’ve been thinking about/stressing over my plans and prioritizing what I have to do moving into the future.

I don’t recommend it.

In fact, I escaped into watching some Queer Eye for the Straight Guy episodes last night. Something easy to watch, not demanding at all!

Monday the homeowners return and I can go back to my own home and hectic life.

z

bonus: a forgotten post

I was tidying up stuff on my WordPress drafts folder and found this post I’dnever finished, so I thought I’d share it now, more for the sculptures than anything else.

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What do you do with old dishwashing bottles once they’re empty?

Well, if you’re like me and see womenly shapes, you make sculptures of naked ladies out of them.

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Each naked lady has her own shape, just like women do. I made these to look like broken greek statues… I mean, when in Greece…

I made these using dishwashing liquid bottles as the base, then built up the shapes using home made papier pulp and air dry clay. They’re all a little rough, with natural looking textures, and they vary in size according to the bottles I started with.

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I love my naked ladies. Most of them have been placed in my cousin Zefi’s air b’n’b as decor for the time being. There’s only so much room at home for me to display stuff, and so far I haven’t been able to find the right venue to sell them.

As you know, I’m working on that… whether I should continue trying to open a FB/Instagram shop, or whether I should just try to sell through FB and Instagram in a more casual way – I’m having so much trouble with setting up a shop that I’m seriously leaning towards just starting to post stuff with dimensions, descriptions and a price and see what happens…

Maybe I should have ‘ZefiArt/Junk4Joy parties’ at home and display and sell stuff that way… It would mean I’d have to move almost everything into my bedroom temporarily so that I can display stuff all over the living room and kitchen, on the bookshelves, kitchen table, the couch, coffee tables and side tables… every inch of wall space…

What do you think?

z

serving tray remakes

When I first got back from Athens, I admit I fell into a kind of lethargy reserved only for the laziest among us. I spent an entire week doing as little as possible. But then, slowly, I began to get the itch again. The creative itch. Not just to paint, but to make over something useful, to MAKE something. Since the itch struck, I’ve been in and out of the zone, starting 7 projects and almost finishing 4 of them.

Not bad. If I wasn’t going to Athens I’d be doing more, but not much time left. Perhaps I’ll be able to work on a couple more works-in-progress, but doubt I’ll finish anything more till I get back. I will share a bit more on those projects meanwhile however, so stay tuned.

A good friend has been clearing out her house of things she doesn’t need, and I was lucky enough to get these two large trays from her. They’re the kind used in taverna’s here in Greece, the biggest one is quite large, often wielded by muscley-armed waiters, holding lots of dishes at once.

Of course, hers were in almost new raw timber condition. Not an oil stain to be seen on them!

I wanted to make them into something I can sell, something islandy, something people can use but also display in their homes. This is the first tray, the smaller of the two:

I ‘ve never painted the sea before so it was a challenge. I’m still not sure if I like the effect I achieved, but it’s not terrible… However, it did need something more, a focal point, hence the starfish. I like the starfish.

This tray is all acrylic paint, and before its ready to sell, it will have a coat or two of polyurethane to seal it so it can be used as intended.

My second attempt is a mix of acrylic paint and pastels. I wanted this one to be a little more fluid, but again, it needed a focal point, hence the shell. To be honest, I’m much happier with this type of blended colour background. It’s the sort of background I’m comfortable with and use very often in my work, whether its watercolour, acrylic of pastel.

In the close up of the shell, you can see the pastel, though I have worked over it with acrylic paint in places, to give it extra depth.

This will also get a coat of polyurethane to seal it and protect the artwork.

The weather has finally come good again after about 2 weeks of freezing cold winds and rain or hail. It’s great to be able to take Lainee for a walk on the beach without being blasted into the middle of next week.

This is the sea I love… flat as an oil slick. I’m not a wave kinda person. And today the sun feels almost warm enough to swim. If I was braver I probably would… but I’m not that brave.

Instead of swimming I came home and began tidying up in preparation to return to Athens and face the ongoing renovations there. All I can do right now is hope that it’s moving along since I left. I doubt there will be much change except the destruction of the old bathroom, as mom witnessed that in the form of noise that lasted a few days. The bad weather kept the workmen away for at least one whole week.

I’d never have believed it possible, but this is my third renovation in Greece. I’d renovated 3 houses in Australia, now I’m even in Greece. Who knew I’d survive that with my mind intact and only the occasional bout of despair, desperation and hair pulling?

Onwards and forwards we go.

z

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a really quick and easy not very big makeover

Somewhere among all the angst which is my life, I figured I’d share a little ray of sunshine….

My good friend Valerie bought me this maimed ceramic piggy bank when we were looking at secondhand furniture at a shop nearby. I fell in love with his cute little face and the fact that, without ears) he looked more like an aardvark than a pig.

Originally, I intended to sand off his ear ‘stumps’ to make him look more aardvark-like but opted to leave them in place… they kinda make him look surprised.

I kept him as he was for a long time, then one day, while I had the chalkpaint out for another project, I gave him a once over.

I love the result…. after all, everything looks better with a bit of paint!

And he’s just so darned cute!

z

a big fish called mitso

Finally. My big fish is finished!

I began this guy back in the first lockdown but got sidetracked with other projects. He did take a long time to make, but it didn’t have to be two years!

He began as bits of scrunched up newspaper, lots of masking tape and cardboard. Then came home-made paper pulp (with drying time) and air dry clay (more drying time). Then came the paint (yet more drying time). Then came the seaweed scales which meant collecting seaweed from the beach, washing it, drying it (still more drying time), cutting it into scale size and finally gluing them on one at a time with hot glue (at the cost of a few fingerprints).

Lastly came the base.

That was a hard one. Originally I wanted him on a block of wood but didn’t have anything suitable. Then I decided to hang him on the wall where he spent a while, not looking quite right.

Then one day while walking Lainee on the beach, I found the perfect piece of driftwood! Complete with nails and bits of paint. Perfect.

(Lesson 1: walk Lainee on the beach more often. Lesson 2: never leave behind anything which might come in useful one day.)

I already had some rusty bits of rebar (I mean, who doesn’t?) which became the official fish ‘holder uppers’. A bit of drilling, a bit more gluing et voila! Done.

I’m calling him ‘Mitso’. A good greek name. Mitso the fish is now sitting in Cecelia’s Art Gallery in Parikia, along with some of my painted marble. He’s waiting for his forever home if anyone is interested!

I must say, I feel a sense of accomplishment having finally finished him and moved him off my kitchen table!

z

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