I had a flat tire.
I didn’t have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners.
An old friend came in from outta town.
Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake,
… a terrible flood,
…locust’s.
It wasn’t my fault!!
I don’t fail in my projects often. I stall, I flounder, I re-evaluate… but I don’t often fail.
This project was a monumental, irrevocable, unadulterated failure.
I had planned to transform this:
Into this:
Simple, it seemed. Easy. Piece of cake.
I washed down the laminated doors of the pantry.
I smeared on a product called ESP for preparing surfaces to take paint. Tiles, laminate, metal, anything, without sanding.
Now, I’ve used this product before. Twice. Once many years ago in Melbourne when I painted the ugly dark wood laminate doors and drawer fronts of a gorgeous old 60s kitchen dresser. I wipe it on, wiped it off after 90 minutes, then painted it with a glossy oil based paint.
In Fentonbury I did it on the kitchen cabinets and walls which were all lacquered pine. Wiped it on, wiped it off, undercoated and topcoated in acrylic. This wasn’t as great a success. Perhaps cause the topcoat was acrylic and not oil paint. It chipped. Not too badly.
Then we have this:
Maybe its cause the tin of ESP was old… Maybe its cause I didn’t undercoat (I’m leaning towards that)… but the paint just wiped off! Even after 3 days.
Wayne hated it. Said it was like looking into the abyss when he sat at the kitchen table, why on earth would I put a black wall in a small kitchen.
Well… it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This morning I got up and saw this:
No doubt about this project…
So, when (if) I find the energy I’ll climb on a chair and start scrubbing the paint off. Should be easy enough.
ha. ha. ha.
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Sigh. It looked dark blue to me.
On the chairs: vibrant blue. Greek island blue.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that… just, its not the blue I was going for. And it cost a ton as well cause its an ultra deep base. AND I have a ton of it left over.
It might be the fact that I chose gloss paint and the surface of the chairs is slightly ridged. They’re made out of treated pine so they can be left outside in the weather and not get ruined. That’s also why I chose gloss paint… easier to wipe bird poop off.
Still, I guess I can live with them for now. Maybe if I put the over on the dam side of the porch, where there’s no roof and they’ll be exposed to the sun and rain, they’ll dull down a bit.
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| Tillie and Toby – that smudge in the top right corner isn’t on the painting. I did it while cropping the image… |
Finally.
I’ve finally finished the dog portrait I started weeks ago.
Why did it take so long you ask? Well, sometimes things just click.
Then other times they don’t.
This was one of the “don’t” times. When I started I got Toby right straight off – he clicked. (that’s the little black dog.) I felt I captured his expression straight away.
Tillie was much harder. She looks like an ewok or cousin It. She’s the sweetest dog in real life, but I just couldn’t find HER under the hair.
In the end I think I scrubbed her out and redrew her three times.
I’m using pastels on Art Spectrum pastel paper – this paper is like very fine sandpaper so it holds pastel really well, but it also allows you to wipe it off and even wash it off with a damp sponge and redraw over it.
I’m finally happy with it now and I can say I’m so relieved. I thought I’d never finish it and I’d never get my new adirondack chairs. They’re the trade you see. If I never finished the painting, I’d never get my chairs.
The deck isn’t finished yet of course. I’m still painting the house. Like a greek: siga siga.
That means “slowly slowly”. Wouldn’t want to over-exert ourselves now, would we?
I did a bit of painting this weekend. I worked on the front part of the house, undercoating 2 sections of the rails and posts before I ran out of my 3 in 1 Prepcoat/Sealer/Undercoat.
(I was really glad to run out ’cause I hate painting with oil based paints. The reprieve is temporary… I have to buy more.)
Then I moved to the back of the house where I started painting the topmost bits of wall and under the eaves. This is slow going, greek or not. Its climb up, paint above your head, get down, move the ladder, find a relatively stable spot to put it, climb up, paint above your head. Repeat endlessly.
I think I did about 2/3 of that side before I decided to call it a day. The horses, chickens, ducks and dogs all needed feeding. Not to mention the human.
Today I spent all my energy brushcutting the weeds in our yard. Its ridiculous really. We have “journey to the centre of the earth” cracks in what used to be our lawn and is now a crispy desert, and yet along the fenceline we have weeds and thistles almost waist high.
On the plus side, the garden is producing well. I’m being over-run by tomatoes, zucchinis and apple cucumbers. Don’t get me wrong, I love fresh home grown produce. Especially the tomatoes and cucumbers… but they’re staging a revolution in there, I swear. Every time I look around they’ve multiplied!
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One day, a long time ago, I drove down the Cygnet and as I came around the bend and looked down the hill I saw a horse grazing in a paddock just outside town. As I got closer the horse started to looks strange… see through, ghostly…
It was made of barbed wire!
Since then they’ve moved the horse to just inside town, outside a gallery on the main street. I’m so sorry I didn’t get a photo of it in the paddock. The weatherboards don’t do it justice. In a paddock it looked like a real horse, here its just a sculpture.
Even so, its an incredible piece of work. I have no idea who made it or who owns it, but its beautiful. All made of wire and metal.
How cool is that? I think we need one of these for our paddock. And a couple of corregated iron cows. And a corregated iron poodle of course.
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